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Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Beer Bad (1999)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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Buffy Summers : Beer! Buffy want beer.
Rupert Giles : No. Yo-You can't have beer.
Buffy Summers : Want... beer.
Xander Harris : Giles, don't make Cave-Slayer unhappy.
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Xander Harris : And was there a lesson in all this? Huh? What did we learn about beer?
Buffy Summers : Foamy!
Xander Harris : Good. Just as long as that's clear.
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Xander Harris : I'm the new bartender over at the pub. Got my lighter, my rag, my empathy face.
Willow Rosenberg : Aren't you too young to be a bartender?
Xander Harris : Au contraire, mon frère.
Buffy Summers : Mon frère means brother.
Xander Harris : Mon girl-frère. Behold.
[holds up a fake ID]
Willow Rosenberg : I don't believe this is entirely on the up-and-up.
Xander Harris : What gives it away?
Willow Rosenberg : Looking at it.
Xander Harris : Well, no one's gonna see it, anyway. Now *I'm* the bartender. I kick people out.
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Buffy Summers : Want beer. Like beer. Beer good.
Xander Harris : Beer bad. Bad, bad beer.
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Buffy Summers : I'm suffering the afterness of a bad night of... badness.
Willow Rosenberg : You didn't. Not with Parker again.
Buffy Summers : No. With four really smart guys.
Willow Rosenberg : Four? Oh... Ow. Oh, Buffy, uh, are you okay? Do you wanna talk about it?
Buffy Summers : I went to see Xander. Then I saw Parker. Then came... beer.
Willow Rosenberg : Then group sex?
Buffy Summers : Pfft... gutter-face. No! Just lots and lots of beer.
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[staring and touching the TV with is turn off]
Buffy Summers : Want people! Where people go?
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Buffy Summers : Buffy want beer.
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[first lines]
[sees Buffy fighting a vampire]
Parker Abrams : Buffy?
Buffy Summers : Parker...? Stay down.
[as Buffy turns back to the vampire, two more vampires attack Parker]
Parker Abrams : Buffy!
[Buffy kills all three vampires]
Parker Abrams : Buffy... I don't know what to say. After how I've treated you... Now I owe you my life.
Buffy Summers : It's nothing.
Parker Abrams : It's everything. You're everything. And I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you to forgive me... Do you think one day you might?
[Buffy wakes hearing a girl giggling with Parker]
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[flicks lighter]
Xander Harris : Rough day...? Come on, Buff. Be a lonely drunk...
[flicks lighter again]
Xander Harris : Rough day?
Buffy Summers : Stop flicking at me.
Xander Harris : Work with me here. I'm finally an essential part of your college-y life. No more looking down on the townie.
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Buffy Summers : [to Xander] Boy smell nice.