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Sir Hugh Maharggs : Homosexuals can't swim... they attract enemy radar. They attract sharks. They insist on being placed at the Captain's Table. They.. get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting. They muck about. Imagine the fear of knowing you have a gay man on board a boat - when you retire at night you think to yourself: "God. Will I wake up and find everybody dead?". You can't run a ship like that.
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Adolf Snarn (radio host) : What's he gonna do, work in dong-gress?
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David Wavvin : You've got a cable TV channel haven't you?
David Sullivan : No, I've got a license for a little adult channel, which is...
David Wavvin : What, a channel for little adults?
David Sullivan : Yes.
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Chris Morris : If this were really happening, what would you think?
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Chris Morris : Now, throughout tonight's program we've also had a naked asexual man up a stick watching some pornography. Have you reached any conclusions?
[man shakes his head]
Chris Morris : Well, I hope that's been of some help.
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Chris Morris : [after commercial break] Welcome back and shut up!
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Austen Tassletine : For the mischief makers, it's been a gift on a plate... and for the entrepeneurs - a bonus bonanza boom-bomb-benefit bowling alley!
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Austen Tassletine : Would there really have been all this fuss if Agsby had been a woman. I somehow doubt it, don't you?
