- Bobby Brady: Hey, Cindy, you want to play in the tipi?
- Cindy Brady: Don't be silly.
- Bobby Brady: What's silly about it?
- Cindy Brady: I might get dirty.
- Bobby Brady: So what?
- Cindy Brady: Television stars don't play in tipis and they don't get dirty.
- Bobby Brady: Who's a television star?
- Cindy Brady: I am. That's who.
- Alice Nelson: Hi, Cindy. You want to lick the bowl?
- Cindy Brady: No, thanks. It's not lady-like.
- Alice Nelson: Lady-like?
- Cindy Brady: Yes. What are we having for dinner?
- Alice Nelson: Swiss steak and spaghetti.
- Cindy Brady: Not me.
- Alice Nelson: Honey, those are two of your favorites!
- Cindy Brady: Not anymore they're not. They are rich and fattening.
- Alice Nelson: Well, sure, all that good stuff is.
- Cindy Brady: Just fix me a small salad, please.
- Alice Nelson: Hey, wait a second. Do you mind telling me why the special diet?
- Cindy Brady: A star can't go on television, all fat and broken out.