- Greg Brady: How old are you?
- Bobby Brady: Eleven.
- Greg Brady: It's amazing.
- Bobby Brady: What is?
- Greg Brady: How anyone could get so stupid in such a short time!
- Greg Brady: [enters Mike's den] Mom, Dad, Jan said you wanted to see me.
- Mike Brady: Yes, that's right. Greg, did you get tickets for the rock concert?
- Greg Brady: Yes, sir.
- Mike Brady: Did you drive George's car down to the stadium?
- [Greg looks confused]
- Carol Brady: I met Mrs. Thompson at the market. She mentioned it.
- Greg Brady: Yeah, I drove George's car.
- Mike Brady: After when you were told not to drive.
- Greg Brady: You didn't tell me to not drive.
- Mike Brady: Yes, I did!
- Greg Brady: You said not to use OUR car.
- Carol Brady: Greg, we told you not to drive.
- Greg Brady: OUR car. You didn't say I couldn't drive any car.
- Mike Brady: But you knew what we meant. You were grounded, right?
- Greg Brady: You said not to use our car for a week and I haven't used it.
- Carol Brady: Oh, come on, Greg, that's walking a pretty fine line. Are you trying to say you didn't understand what we meant, no driving?
- Greg Brady: I just know what you told me and that was not to drive the car.
- Mike Brady: Okay, Greg, okay, but let's make no mistake about this. Except for school, you are not to leave this house for the next ten days.
- Greg Brady: [upset] Ten days? I'll miss the rock concert! You can't mean that!
- Mike Brady: Oh, yes I can and I do.
- [before Greg can protest]
- Mike Brady: And I don't want to hear another word about it.
- Greg Brady: AW!
- [he storms out of the den]
- Bobby Brady: [Bobby tells Mike and Carol about a freeway incident] We almost got into an accident.
- Carol Brady: [shocked] What happened?
- Greg Brady: Uh, nothing really.
- Bobby Brady: What do you mean, nothing? Greg was great. You see, there was this big truck in front of us and Greg slammed on the brakes and we skidded in-between the big truck and the freeway fence.
- Mike Brady: He cut you off, Greg?
- Greg Brady: No, sir.
- Carol Brady: [concerned] Were you driving too fast?
- Greg Brady: No.
- Mike Brady: Well, you must have been if you couldn't have stopped in time.
- Bobby Brady: Honest, Dad, he wasn't driving too fast. He just bought a new record album. He was looking at the back cover.
- Carol Brady: While you were driving?
- Greg Brady: Bobby, I only glanced at it!
- Mike Brady: On the freeway?
- Greg Brady: Dad, nothing happened. I didn't even scratch the car.
- [Bobby exits the den]
- Carol Brady: Greg, weren't we talking to you, just last week, about paying attention, while you drive?
- Mike Brady: I think you better spend a little time thinking about your driving habits, while you don't use the car for a week.
- Greg Brady: A week? Dad, that's not fair!
- Mike Brady: Well, it's a lot fairer than not using it for two weeks.
- Greg Brady: But, Dad, it wasn't a...
- Mike Brady: You want to try for three?
- [Greg angrily exits the den]