Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Wrong Side of the Tracks (1995)
Blake Sennett: Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein
Quotes
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Harley Keiner : Turner's bike. Clearly he takes very good care of it. Not a scratch on it and look how it shines.
Frankie Stechino : You could eat it.
Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : You mean eat off it.
Frankie Stechino : I said what I said.
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Shawn Hunter : Can I take a couple practice swings first?
Frankie Stechino : You know what I'm thinking?
Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : What are you thinking, Frankie?
Frankie Stechino : I'm thinking he ain't got the guts, Joey.
Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : Yeah, I'm smelling chicken. A big one, extra crispy. I say we take him to the Colonel. He'll pluck ya, fry ya and serve ya in a bucket with biscuits!
Frankie Stechino : Ooh, I just remembered something.
[He leaves]
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Jonathan Turner : [heads outside before Harley beats up Cory] Hey, fellas! Hey, Keiner, thanks for looking out for my bike. You know, from my window up there, it looked like some clowns were about to destroy it.
Harley Keiner : [playing dumb] Well, we're just glad we got out here when he could. Come on, Joey. We got some appointments.
Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : [as he and Harley walk away] Hey, when he said rat-faced, was that like pejorative?
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Jonathan Turner : Hey, Keiner. You got a minute?
Harley Keiner : Nah. Sorry, fresh out.
Jonathan Turner : Find one.
Harley Keiner : Oh! There's one now.
Jonathan Turner : I notice Shawn Hunter's been hanging out with you and your boys.
Harley Keiner : Sorry, Mr. Turner. We're full up. We'll be happy to put you on the waiting list though.
Jonathan Turner : Look, Keiner, cut the kid a break, will ya?
Harley Keiner : Yeah, I think I did by letting him hang out with me.
Jonathan Turner : Yeah. What a guy you are.
Harley Keiner : Well, you know.
Jonathan Turner : But somehow I don't think that's what the kid needs right now.
Harley Keiner : Oh, am I getting a speech?
Jonathan Turner : You get more than that if Hunter's not back in my class.
[He leaves]
Joseph 'Joey the Rat' Epstein : What's the matter? You just stood there and took that from a teacher?
Frankie Stechino : How come you didn't say nothing?
Harley Keiner : Because actions speak louder than words, gentlemen.