Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Who's Afraid of Cory Wolf? (1994)

William Russ: Alan Matthews

Quotes 

• Cory Matthews : [holding a picture frame]  Is this silver? Can I melt this down?

  Alan Matthews : Cory, do you know what hormones are?

  Cory Matthews : I bet I could get five, six bullets out of this.

  Alan Matthews : Do you know what raging hormones are?

  Cory Matthews : Yeah, it's one of those rides.

• Amy Matthews : Cory.

  Cory Matthews : Alright. I'm a hairy mess. Get out your Epilady and just do me.

  Amy Matthews : No, sweetheart, I was just gonna say don't forget your lunch.

  Cory Matthews : It's okay, I'll kill something at school.

  Alan Matthews : I sense there's something on your mind.

  Cory Matthews : Well, it's just this uh math problem I've been working on.

  [opens his textbook] 

  Cory Matthews : If a werewolf leaves a train station going forty miles an hour and another werewolf leaves at sixty miles an hour, do werewolves exist?

  Alan Matthews : Is this about the wolf that escaped from the zoo?

  Cory Matthews : Could be.

  Alan Matthews : Cory, werewolves don't exist. Relax. It's just a myth. You know as you get older, you'll learn to seperate myth from reality.

  [Alan picks up a soda can, shakes it, listening. He sets it down and then he does the same thing with two more cans] 

  Cory Matthews : What are you doing?

  Alan Matthews : Uh, one of our soda distributors heard about this guy who robbed a jewelry store and made off with five diamond rings.

  Amy Matthews : And he hid those diamond rings in five cans of soda, thus your father and other grown-ups who can separate myth from reality have been boosting soda sales.

  Alan Matthews : It's a three karat diamond, babe.

  [Amy picks up a can and shakes it] 

  Amy Matthews : I'm so thirsty.

• Alan Matthews : You're going through some changes, aren't you?

  Cory Matthews : Yes, I am.

  Alan Matthews : You know what those changes are?

  Cory Matthews : Seriously? No kidding?

  Alan Matthews : Yeah.

  Cory Matthews : I'm a werewolf. Ah-ooo.

  Alan Matthews : Of course you are. And if you misbehave as a werewolf, I'll be happy to shoot you. But on the off chance that you're turning into a man and not a wolf, this could just be the beginning of adulthood.

  Cory Matthews : Dad, I'm not becoming a man. I'm becoming man's best friend

• Cory Matthews : I'm a werewolf. Ah-ooh.

  Alan Matthews : [chuckling]  Of course you are, and if you misbehave as a werewolf I'll be happy to shoot you. But on the off chance that you're turning into a man and not a wolf, this could just be the beginning of adulthood.

  Cory Matthews : Dad, I'm not becoming a man. I'm becoming man's best friend.