- George Feeny: I'm sure you're all familiar with the conflict in Burundi, which is now spilling over to Rwanda and Uganda.
- Cory Matthews: He's making these names up.
- Shawn Hunter: He's running out of stuff to teach.
- Alan Matthews: Cory, you won't realize this till you grow up, but being right is not necessarily enough to change how people feel.
- Cory Matthews: It's up to us to hold this thing together.
- Shawn Hunter: Lose the purse, and I'll take you seriously.
- Cory Matthews: But it goes with my shoes!
- Alan Matthews: Well, I feel about two inches tall.
- Chet Hunter: Which is two inches taller than I feel.
- Alan Matthews: [about spending Thanksgiving with the Hunters] Nah, I don't want that.
- Cory Matthews: Oh, come on, it's Thanksgiving! A time of thanks, and giving!
- Cory Matthews: I told you this would be great.
- Shawn Hunter: It's an episode of Cops waiting to happen.