Boy Meets World (TV Series)
The Grass Is Always Greener (1996)
Ben Savage: Cory Matthews
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Quotes
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Shawn Hunter : You, my friend, are in luck. 'Cause, c'mon, what am I the world's biggest expert on?
Cory Matthews : Really not anything.
Shawn Hunter : Okay, okay. But I do know a lot about love.
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Eric Matthews : Listen to me. You and Topanga spent the last three Friday nights at home, tearing up at chick flicks.
Cory Matthews : Excuse me, last Friday night, if you recall, Topanga and I spent a lovely evening at home, watching no TV whatsoever.
Eric Matthews : You made jam!
Cory Matthews : It was preserves, Eric. It was preserves. It was a nifty little recipe in this Couples magazine, see? I told them I was married to get a subscription discount.
Eric Matthews : Are you blind in the eyes, man? Huh? You and Topanga are turning into an old, boring couple.
Cory Matthews : Eric, Topanga and I have been going out for five months, all right? And in our circle we are considered young and hip
Topanga Lawrence : [calling from the living room] Hon, how are the muffins doing?
Cory Matthews : I'll stick a fork in 'em, hon.
Eric Matthews : Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! If you go near that oven, I'll stick a fork in you!
Cory Matthews : You wouldn't.
Eric Matthews : Ohm I'd be doing you a favor.
Cory Matthews : Oh, stop being such a weisenheimer. Who said that?
Eric Matthews : You did, Pops!
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Cory Matthews : The key is to be direct, and vague, yet obvious and subtle.
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Shawn Hunter : Word is there's a very hot French girl here who comes from somewhere in Europe.
Cory Matthews : Possibly France?
Shawn Hunter : Yeah, France! The gateway to St. Louis!
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Cory Matthews : As the French say, "Viva Las Vegas"!
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Shawn Hunter : You doubled with your folks again.
Cory Matthews : Only on Friday and Saturday. But Sunday, it was just me and Topanga at the mall. Yep, she bought me slacks.
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Shawn Hunter : Oh, Cory, I think you have a problem.
Cory Matthews : Yeah, I think so too.
Shawn Hunter : But you, my friend, are in luck. 'Cause come on, what am I the world's biggest expert on?
Cory Matthews : Really not anything, but...
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Topanga Lawrence : Cory, about tonight, um... Can we reschedule? Some of the girls are getting together, and if it's all right...
Cory Matthews : Oh, don't speak, don't speak. If you need to get together with the girls of your gender, I... I completely understand.
Topanga Lawrence : Cory, have you been reading Couples Magazine?
Cory Matthews : I took the quiz on the back. 95!
Topanga Lawrence : Ooh!
[she kisses him before she leaves]
Shawn Hunter : 95? Is that your score or your age?