Boy Meets World (TV Series)

The Father/Son Game (1993)

Willie Garson: Leonard Spinelli

Quotes 

• Leonard Spinelli : You may be wondering how I sprained my elbow.

  Cory Matthews : Lenny, we know you got hurt at the softball game.

  Leonard Spinelli : What game? You're not supposed to know about the game. I hurt myself getting out of a turtleneck that shrunk.

  Eric Matthews : We know about the game, Lenny.

  Cory Matthews : Just don't let Dad know we know about the game.

  Eric Matthews : Yeah.

  Leonard Spinelli : Oh, boy. Ok, let's recap. Your father says there was no game but knows there was one. You know there was a game but you don't want your father to know you know. Well let me ask you this - don't you think he knows you know he knows you know you know he knows, you know?

  [They stare at him] 

  Leonard Spinelli : You got to excuse me, I'm on painkllers.

• Leonard Spinelli : Boy, you guys know how to have a good time. Someday, when I have a family I'm gonna have a good time. Unless my wife divorces me and my kids hate me because she poisoned them against me and I have to send my entire weekly paycheck to support the blood-sucking leeches while I live in squalor and despair. Did I mention I'm on painkillers?