Boy Meets World (TV Series)

It's a Wonderful Night (1994)

William Russ: Alan Matthews

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• Alan Matthews : [to Mr. Feeny]  You are the worst babysitter that ever lived.

  George Feeny : And your children are the spawn of Satan.

• Alan Matthews : [to Cory]  How does a night of bonding with your dear old dad sound? Pretty good, huh?

  Cory Matthews : Great, yeah. It sounds great. So I'll meet you halfway. You go with Mom and I'll miss the heck out of you.

• Amy Matthews : [to Alan]  Honey, I think you should stay calm.

  Alan Matthews : I am calm. Under the circumstances, I'm the Dalai stinking Lama.

• Amy Matthews : [to Cory]  You smuggled a violent "R"-rated movie into this house?

  Alan Matthews : Oh, no, no, honey. Calm down. This may look like a violent film, but at its heart, it's really a morality tale about an 11-year-old boy who's in terrible, terrible, terrible trouble.

• Cory Matthews : [to Eric]  Little league!

  Morgan Matthews : [to Eric]  Frozen yogurt!

  Eric Matthews : I'll drive off a bridge, I swear I will.

  Alan Matthews : Take your mother's car.

• Jason Marsden : You know, someday, I hope I can be half the man you are.

  Alan Matthews : Well, right now, you are.