- George Feeny: Mr. Turner all I've heard from your little election are ridiculous promises and character assasinations.
- Jonathan Turner: Too much like the real thing George?
- George Feeny: Well, Mr. Turner, your little experiment in democracy has left the eighth grade leaderless for next year.
- Jonathan Turner: Too bad. I was looking forward to Matthews' five day weekend.
- Cory Matthews: Look, I don't know anything about being president, I wouldn't have a clue. I'm not somebody special, I'm just an average guy, like all of you. I'm one of the simple hardworking...
- [stops when he suddenly realizes that he stands in front of the entire class. Suddenly, he sounds self-confident, like a real president]
- Cory Matthews: ... students who work day after day, with too much homework, unfair teachers, and an antiquated justice system that relies too much on detention! And if elected, if I WIN, and you guys vote for ME, I would say to each and everyone of YOU: HEY, THANKS!