- Mr. George Feeny: If I may, five words. Topanga is correct.
- Cory: That's only three.
- Mr. George Feeny: You moron.
- Shawn Hunter: To Jack, Eric, Cory and Topanga: Okay, I've gathered you all here today to ask one question. By a show of hands how many of us are sick over the Cory and Topanga issue? Eric you're the only one not raising your hand.
- Eric: That's right.
- Shawn Hunter: Why is that Eric?
- Eric: Because I'm the extension.
- Jack: You mean exception? Was today's word exception?
- Eric: No today's word was pertinent but I didn't think that was... having anything to do with this situation.
- Jack: Alright, by a show of hands how many people are tired of Eric?
- Eric: Cool. It's ubiquitous.
- Shawn Hunter: Well, maybe we're just going to have to accept the fact that you and Topanga aren't going to get back together.
- Cory: You big stupid idiot!
- Shawn Hunter: That's great! Let it out!
- Cory: You don't understand. We were back together. We just wanted to make you feel like you had something to do with it.
- Shawn Hunter: What? You mean, you didn't need my help? Really?
- Cory: Hey, you'll forgive me If I don't feel bad for you right now.
- Shawn Hunter: Well, what kind of stupid thing was it for you to care whether I put you back together or not? What are you, humpty-dumpty?
- Cory: No, no, no, Shawn. You do not understand. We told Feeny first. Okay? You would have been very very upset?
- Shawn Hunter: Wait, wait, wait a minute. You told Feeny before you told me?
- Cory: Yes.
- Shawn Hunter: Who cares? The main thing is you're back together.
- Cory: But we're not now. You just broke us up again.
- Shawn Hunter: You're just telling me that so I can put you back together again. I don't like your sick games Cory the mind-bender.
- Cory: You know we really should have taken more classes doing our senior year. We have entirely way too much time on our hands.
- Cory Matthews: Shawn is gonna kill me if he finds out he was not the first person to know.
- Topanga Lawrence: He tried every way he knew how to get us back together.
- Cory Matthews: Okay, listen there is only one thing to do.
- Mr. George Feeny: Ho Ho! Is that the Stupid Idea Train coming round the bend?
- Cory Matthews: We have to pretend to still be apart for his sake.
- Mr. George Feeny: All aboard! Whoo-Whoo!
- Cory Matthews: It is so simple. We'll set it up so he can reunite us. It's a great plan.
- Topanga Lawrence: It's not a great plan! It's an anti-great plan!
- Mr. George Feeny: If I may. Five words. Topanga is correct.
- Cory Matthews: That's only three.
- Mr. George Feeny: You moron!
- Mr. George Feeny: Morning, boys.
- Eric: Salutations, my didactic friend.
- Mr. George Feeny: [shocked] ... Excuse me?
- Jack: Hi. He said hi.
- Mr. George Feeny: I know what he said. Does he know what he said?
- Eric: [laughs] Oh, Mr. Feeny, I appreciate your sardonic jocularity.
- Jack: It's his word-a-day calendar. It took him some time, but he's finally got it down.
- Mr. George Feeny: Oh, well, Eric, I salute you. A good vocabulary is an important asset in life.
- Eric: Well, thank you, Mr. Feeny.I'm certain my erudite loquaciousness will be most advantageous, particularly as regards to my intellectual discourse.
- Mr. George Feeny: I can see where this is going to get old quick.
- Jack: Can you? Snap him out of it.
- Mr. George Feeny: So, Eric, have you perused the tastefully lascivious Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?
- Eric: Tushies for sale! Cool!
- Jack: You're a good teacher, Mr. Feeny.
- Mr. George Feeny: Yeah, well, when you live next door to a house full of psychos.
- Mr. George Feeny: On the other hand, you sicken me too. And I have serious misgivings about being a part of your little...
- [Shawn comes in]
- Mr. George Feeny: ... big horn.