Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Honesty Night (1998)
Matthew Lawrence: Jack Hunter
Quotes
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Shawn Hunter : To Jack, Eric, Cory and Topanga: Okay, I've gathered you all here today to ask one question. By a show of hands how many of us are sick over the Cory and Topanga issue? Eric you're the only one not raising your hand.
Eric : That's right.
Shawn Hunter : Why is that Eric?
Eric : Because I'm the extension.
Jack : You mean exception? Was today's word exception?
Eric : No today's word was pertinent but I didn't think that was... having anything to do with this situation.
Jack : Alright, by a show of hands how many people are tired of Eric?
Eric : Cool. It's ubiquitous.
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Mr. George Feeny : Morning, boys.
Eric : Salutations, my didactic friend.
Mr. George Feeny : [shocked] ... Excuse me?
Jack : Hi. He said hi.
Mr. George Feeny : I know what he said. Does he know what he said?
Eric : [laughs] Oh, Mr. Feeny, I appreciate your sardonic jocularity.
Jack : It's his word-a-day calendar. It took him some time, but he's finally got it down.
Mr. George Feeny : Oh, well, Eric, I salute you. A good vocabulary is an important asset in life.
Eric : Well, thank you, Mr. Feeny.I'm certain my erudite loquaciousness will be most advantageous, particularly as regards to my intellectual discourse.
Mr. George Feeny : I can see where this is going to get old quick.
Jack : Can you? Snap him out of it.
Mr. George Feeny : So, Eric, have you perused the tastefully lascivious Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?
Eric : Tushies for sale! Cool!
Jack : You're a good teacher, Mr. Feeny.
Mr. George Feeny : Yeah, well, when you live next door to a house full of psychos.