Boy Meets World (TV Series)

Honesty Night (1998)

Will Friedle: Eric Matthews

Quotes 

• Shawn Hunter : To Jack, Eric, Cory and Topanga: Okay, I've gathered you all here today to ask one question. By a show of hands how many of us are sick over the Cory and Topanga issue? Eric you're the only one not raising your hand.

  Eric : That's right.

  Shawn Hunter : Why is that Eric?

  Eric : Because I'm the extension.

  Jack : You mean exception? Was today's word exception?

  Eric : No today's word was pertinent but I didn't think that was... having anything to do with this situation.

  Jack : Alright, by a show of hands how many people are tired of Eric?

  Eric : Cool. It's ubiquitous.

• Mr. George Feeny : Morning, boys.

  Eric : Salutations, my didactic friend.

  Mr. George Feeny : [shocked]  ... Excuse me?

  Jack : Hi. He said hi.

  Mr. George Feeny : I know what he said. Does he know what he said?

  Eric : [laughs]  Oh, Mr. Feeny, I appreciate your sardonic jocularity.

  Jack : It's his word-a-day calendar. It took him some time, but he's finally got it down.

  Mr. George Feeny : Oh, well, Eric, I salute you. A good vocabulary is an important asset in life.

  Eric : Well, thank you, Mr. Feeny.I'm certain my erudite loquaciousness will be most advantageous, particularly as regards to my intellectual discourse.

  Mr. George Feeny : I can see where this is going to get old quick.

  Jack : Can you? Snap him out of it.

  Mr. George Feeny : So, Eric, have you perused the tastefully lascivious Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue?

  Eric : Tushies for sale! Cool!

  Jack : You're a good teacher, Mr. Feeny.

  Mr. George Feeny : Yeah, well, when you live next door to a house full of psychos.