- [Eric is anxious preparing for the SAT test]
- Jason: Your brain needs a rest.
- Eric: No, no. Brain needs oxygen. There's just not enough oxygen in here. But I bet there's some outside, though!
- [runs out]
- Eric: Ahh... oxygen! Good old H2O. I feel smarter already. Do I look smarter?
- Jason: Has your house been tested for radon?
- Eric: Not another test!
- Cory Matthews: Come on, Shawn! You've lived here for three weeks, and you've been in the bathroom for two and a half of them!
- Jonathan Turner: Now, see, why can't you be this sharp in class?
- Shawn Hunter: Math's not my best subject.
- Jonathan Turner: ...I'm your English teacher.
- Shawn Hunter: Then why you teachin' math?
- Jonathan Turner: Are you kidding me?
- Shawn Hunter: It's a very cool dog. You see it, down by the corner. No leash, no caller. Just having a great time barking at the moon.
- Cory Matthews: No, I know that dog. It's a stray. It's probably barking 'cause he doesn't have a home.
- Shawn Hunter: He doesn't need a home.
- Cory Matthews: Well, that's what he's saying. I need a hoooo-ooooome.
- Shawn Hunter: Nah, you didn't hear him right. He's happy out there. Because he's free. No one's rubbing his nose in a carpet, saying: "Don't do that!"
- Cory Matthews: You know, he looks lonely to me. And cold. And he looks like he doesn't have a friend in the world.