"Boy Meets World" Eric Hollywood (TV Episode 1998) - William Daniels as George Feeny

George Feeny : You call this a classroom? There are only nine desks. Are we supposed to believe there are only nine students in the whole class?

Matt Frazier : Actually, camera angles will make it appear to be more.

George Feeny : That's diabolical.
Eric Matthews : Thanks for coming with me, Mr. Feeny. It would've been so uncool if my parents came.

George Feeny : Well, I'm just here to see that you get settled. Now, remember. Keep both your feet on the ground. This town is swimming with sharks.

Eric Matthews : Hey! Stop attacking my town. The people here are real down to earth. Real kindly folk.

[Aggressive Actress slams her golf cart into theirs]

Aggressive Actress : Hey! Get out of my space!

Eric Matthews : Hey, there's one of them now. Hi, nice person!

Aggressive Actress : What do I have to do? Call my attorney? Get out of my space!

[with one final shove Eric and Feeny's golf cart moves and Aggressive Actress pulls into the space]

Aggressive Actress : Thank you!

George Feeny : You're welcome. And who might you be, little girl?

Aggressive Actress : I'm not a little girl. I'm forty-two! I just play little girls on TV!

[She walks by and pinches Eric on the rear]

Aggressive Actress : Hello!

William Daniels: George Feeny