The Boondocks (TV Series)
The Trial of Robert Kelly (2005)
Cedric Yarbrough: Tom Dubois
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Quotes
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Tom Dubois : [about the R. Kelly sex tape] Riley, she was a little girl.
Riley : Oh, I saw that girl. She wasn't little. I'm little. Gary Coleman's little. Mini-Me is little. And to the best of my knowledge, we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far!
Tom Dubois : But what about the victim!
Riley : Oh yes! The victim. At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin' I run. She saw piss comin' she stayed. And why should I miss out on the next R. Kelly album *just* fo' that?
[walks away]
Huey : Man, you just beat by an eight-year old.
Riley : [from afar] And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'ma piss on yo' cat!
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Tom Dubois : Now, young lady, I know this can be hard to talk about.
The Underaged Girl : Naw, it's cool.
Tom Dubois : How old were you when you were "seeing" Mr. Kelly.
The Underaged Girl : Um, 14 and a quarter.
Tom Dubois : Wow, thats a great age, isn't it? Still learning so much about the world.
The Underaged Girl : Whatever, I guess.
Tom Dubois : Can you describe the events leading up to the shooting of the video?
The Underaged Girl : Yeah, he asked if he could pee on me, and I said fo sho. I mean, it's R Kelly, the pied piper of R&B. I've been peed on by guys who don't even have record deals. Shit, if I didn't wanna get peed on, I would have moved out the way!