The Boondocks (TV Series)

The Real (2006)

Regina King: Huey Freeman, Riley Freeman

Quotes 

• Riley : All I'm saying is when Xzibit brings that car back you gonna be "Bitches".

  Granddad : What did you call me?

  Riley : No, no, I mean "Bitches" like you gonna have so many bitches that's what niggas is gonna call you. No disrespect.

  Huey : No disrespect? You just called your grandfather "Bitches"!

  Riley : Yeah, but I don't mean bitches in a disrespectful way. I mean it as a general word for women.

  Huey : And you're gonna let him get away with that?

  Granddad : It's OK. Just this once.

  Riley : Granddad, I'm just sayin' you might have to change your middle name from Jebediah to Bitches. Is all I'm tryin' to say. No disrespect.

  Granddad : Hmm, Granddad "Bitches" Freeman. Hoo! Gotta nice ring to it.

• Jazmine Dubois : You can believe in secret agents but I can't believe in the tooth fairy? That's messed up, Huey!

  Huey : Go... eat something out of a dumpster, you street urchin!

• Huey : Obi-Wan Kenobi once said: "Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them." Seems to be getting harder distinguishing reality from the illusions that people make for us OR from the ones that we make for ourselves... I don't know, maybe that's part of the plan. To make me think I'm crazy.

  [sees the white shadow and then he disappears] 

  Huey : ... It's working.

• Interviewer : OK, so tell us a little bit about yourself.

  Huey : I'm the founder of 23 different radical leftist organizations including the Africans Fighting Racism and Oppression or AFRO, if you will, uh, the Black Revolutionary Organization or BRO, uh... and also the Black Revolutionary Underground Heroes...

  Interviewer : Um, BRUH?

  Huey : Yeah, BRUH.

• Huey : There ain't no such thing as a tooth fairy.

  Jazmine Dubois : Then who leaves the money?

  Huey : Probably your parents. They have both the cash and the access to your room.

  Jazmine Dubois : Why would they lie to me?

  Huey : Because the truth hurts, Jazmine. The world is a hard and lonely place and nobody gets anything for free. And you want to know what else? One day, you and everyone you know is gonna die.

  [Jazmine cries and runs away] 

• Huey : I've come up with a name for you... The White Shadow.

  The White Shadow : I'm white. I'm shadowing you. Yes, that's brilliant.