- Ed Wuncler: I admire entrepreneurship in young people.
- Huey Freeman: You mean like them 12-year-old girls that work in your sweatshops in Indonesia?
- Ed Wuncler: That's right, every morning I wake up and put one foot on the ground and the other up the ass of a 12 year-old Indonesian girl.
- Ed Wuncler: How old are you?
- Jazmine Dubois: T-T-T-Ten
- Ed Wuncler: T-T-T-Too damn old to be writing your E's backwards, dammit!
- Jazmine Dubois: Oh, you think ponies grow on trees?
- Huey Freeman: What kind of question is that? It's a large 4-legged mammal.
- Jazmine Dubois: Or maybe I'm just supposed to wait until I'm an old woman before I get my pony. How am I going to look, Huey, a 65 year-old woman riding a pony?
- News Reporter: The police were responding to a call about a broken fire hydrant when they pulled over the suspect here on Timid Deer lane. The officers apparently mistook the suspect's safety-orange wallet for a gun and shot at him 118 times, and beat him.