The Boondocks (TV Series)

Guess Hoe's Coming to Dinner (2005)

Tiffany Thomas: Cristal

Quotes 

• Cristal : [after watching Granddad give his belt to a woman so she could beat her unruly child]  Not many men would stop to help a woman in need.

  Granddad : Well, uh, heh, heh, I guess I just hate to see a child go unbeaten.

• Cristal : The name's Cristal, you know like the Champagne.

  Huey Freeman : Cristal, that sounds like a stripper name. Might you be a stripper, Cristal like the champagne?

  Cristal : And what would you know about strippers little man?

  Huey Freeman : Not much, but I do know they're usually named after liquor.

• Cristal : [after drinking orange juice]  Ahhh, a full day's supply of Vitamin C!

• Huey Freeman : Don't take this the wrong way, but... I need you to get the hell up outta here.

  Cristal : Any particular reason?

  Huey Freeman : You're kind of a lazy ho?

  Cristal : Yeah, I could see that.

  Huey Freeman : I don't know why my Granddad can't see it.

  Cristal : To be honest, me either. It's so obvious.