- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Do you realize when we go to trial he could use the insanity defense.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: The guy *is* nuts.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yes, but is he nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh, *or* was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh, *or* did he just lick his fingers after surgery?
- Dr. Daniel Goodman: [to Bones] Come on now, you have partially-digested dismembered skeletal remains to examine. That should put a smile on your face.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: What if I have to shoot? What part of his body should I hit?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: The part that isn't me.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You're a smart-ass, you know that?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart. Although it has nothing to do with my ass.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Angela, if we were a Peruvian soccer team and crashed in the Andes, who would you rather eat? Me or Zack?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Human flesh tastes like frogs legs.
- Angela Montenegro: As if I need another reason never to eat frogs.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Look, you're nuts, okay? We get it. We don't need to hear the rambling psycho-speech on why you did it.
- Sheriff Chris Scutter: We see this kind of thing all the time - kids come up here, get baked, do their own version of the Blair Witch Project.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: I don't know what that means.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Horror movie, Bones... didn't make any sense.
- Sheriff Chris Scutter: Scary, though, with the bloody handprints.
- Zack Addy: I saw a documentary once where a bear got in a car and drove away.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: That was not a documentary. It was a cartoon.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Or, as an alternative, just don't eat people.
- Dr. Daniel Goodman: It's time to live a little, Temperance. Connect with other people.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Are you suggesting that I take this opportunity to have sex with Booth on a field trip?
- Dr. Daniel Goodman: Good God, where's Dr. Freud when you need him?
- Angela Montenegro: The skin in the scat has a sun on it.
- Sheriff Chris Scutter: What is that? A haiku?
- Sheriff Chris Scutter: It's the Japanese, right? They pay a fortune for the bear meat. Think the gallbladders fix up their pecker troubles.
- Sheriff Chris Scutter: Can I help you?
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: Yeah, thanks. I'm with him.
- Sheriff Chris Scutter: Suddenly, I wish I was FBI.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I shaved a truffle.
- Angela Montenegro: Is that anything like spanking the monkey?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: I found boring dust.
- Angela Montenegro: Is there any other kind?