- Diane: [Coming down the stairs in only a bathrobe] Nick, is everything all right?
- Nick Russo: [to Blossom] This isn't what it looks like.
- Six LeMeure: [Joey and Six stumble out of the front closet] This is EXACTLY what it looks like!
- Blossom Russo: [Nick catches Blossom and Vinnie making out on the couch] Dad, will you let go of me, please? This is not what it looks like!
- Nick Russo: Don't try to protect him, Blossom. I saw him trying to take advantage of you.
- Blossom Russo: Dad, he wasn't trying to take advantage of ME. I was trying to take advantage of HIM.
- Vinnie Bonitardi: We were just making out.
- Blossom Russo: I'll handle this, Vinnie.
- [to Nick]
- Blossom Russo: We were just making out.
- Rhonda Jo Applegate: What are you doing with two cups of coffee, honey?
- Anthony Russo: This is, uh, this is not what it looks like.
- [beat]
- Anthony Russo: Okay, this is just what it looks like.