- Fran: So *you're* the one who can't read, hmm? Sit down.
- Danny Spudge: What?
- Fran: I *said* sit down. And you can take that stupid look off your big head. Now. We've drawn an 'A', haven't we. What is it?
- Danny Spudge: It's an 'A'. I wanna go to the toilet.
- Fran: Shut up. Not until you can read this. Nibbly Pig got on a bus.
- Manny: [hiding with Bernard] She's playing with fire. He's not ready for Nibbly Pig.
- Fran: [Fran has been asked to give a presentation to the Board but has no idea what about] Well, well, well. Why are we here? What's it all about?
- [draws circle on flipchart]
- Fran: Ask yourselves this. Is this A. effective and B. productive?
- [draws dot in middle of circle]
- Fran: Are we
- [draws arrow]
- Fran: or are we not
- [underlines]
- Fran: a company?
- [board stands and applauds]
- Danny Spudge: It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
- Danny Spudge: I feel a bit woozy. I always get dizzy before the screams. Before the air is full of gizzards and tendons. The hair. The blood. It'll pass in a mo'. And then, I'm going to rip... .