Bewitched (TV Series)

The Witches Are Out (1964)

Reta Shaw: Bertha

Quotes 

• Bertha : Clara, what are you doing?

  Aunt Clara : Oh, I was just looking at this doorknob. How do you get it so brilliant?

• Mary : I don't know why we simply don't tell everyone that we're witches, and then they'd see what wonderful, nice people we really are.

  Bertha : You'd better take out lots of fire insurance first.

  Samantha Stephens : Oh Bertha, they stopped burning us years ago. We have made some progress.

• Bertha : I personally think it all begins with the children. Someone ought to rewrite those fairy tales. Well, you know, show Hansel and Gretel for what they really are: a couple of pushy kids going around eating sweet old ladies' houses.

• [first lines] 

  Bertha : My those cookies smell scrumptious, Samantha.

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, thank you, Bertha.

  Bertha : You must give me the recipe.

  Mary : Bertha won the pie-baking contest at the fair this year. Didn't you, Bertha?

  Bertha : Well, it was my turn.

  Samantha Stephens : Now, who'd like milk with their tea?

  Bertha : You've done enough, dear. You come right over here and sit down, we'll take care of it ourselves. Zolda prankin coped glum.

  Mary : Zolda prankin coped glum.

  Samantha Stephens : I'm trying to give it up.

• Bertha : We could add signs.

  Samantha Stephens : Signs? Oh, that's an excellent idea. How about...?

  [makes a sign saying "We Demand a New Image" appear]