Bewitched (TV Series)

My Boss, the Teddy Bear (1965)

Agnes Moorehead: Endora

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• Endora : [appears]  Your cousin Miranda is going to get married, and we're going to the wedding, so be ready to leave tonight.

  Samantha Stephens : Don't you ever say hello?

  Endora : You'll enjoy a vacation from this suburban prison.

  Samantha Stephens : Mother, I can't go. The Tates are coming for dinner. And anyway, I couldn't leave Darrin alone.

  Endora : You know, Samantha, you're devotion to that mortal is absolutely pathetic. Well, I suppose we could drag him along. Show him how the elite live.

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, I don't think so, Mother. Besides, Darrin is very busy. And I've...

  Endora : [Darrin walks into the room]  Derwood, we're all going to a wedding. So you better arrange to take two days off from whatever it is you do.

  Darrin Stephens : Don't you ever say hello?

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin, you think you could get a couple of days off?

  Darrin Stephens : I'm afraid not, honey. I'm snowed under with work. I'm sure Larry wouldn't let me off.

  Endora : Oh, I can take care of that.

  Darrin Stephens : Oh, how?

  Endora : Well, I'll simply turn Mr. Tate into an inanimate object for two days. He'll never know you've gone away.

  Samantha Stephens : Mother.

  Endora : Well, it was just an idea.

  Darrin Stephens : Let's keep it that way. I'm afraid you'll just have to count us out, Endora.

  Endora : Oh, don't give up so easily. I don't.

  Darrin Stephens : You know the trouble with your mother? She's here today and here tomorrow. See you tonight.

• Larry Tate : As a matter of face, I've often told Darrin, he should be glad he has such a charming mother-in-law. You should meet Louise's mother. A real witch.

  Endora : Well, it happens in the best of families.