Bewitched (TV Series)

My Boss, the Teddy Bear (1965)

Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens

Quotes 

• Endora : [appears]  Your cousin Miranda is going to get married, and we're going to the wedding, so be ready to leave tonight.

  Samantha Stephens : Don't you ever say hello?

  Endora : You'll enjoy a vacation from this suburban prison.

  Samantha Stephens : Mother, I can't go. The Tates are coming for dinner. And anyway, I couldn't leave Darrin alone.

  Endora : You know, Samantha, you're devotion to that mortal is absolutely pathetic. Well, I suppose we could drag him along. Show him how the elite live.

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, I don't think so, Mother. Besides, Darrin is very busy. And I've...

  Endora : [Darrin walks into the room]  Derwood, we're all going to a wedding. So you better arrange to take two days off from whatever it is you do.

  Darrin Stephens : Don't you ever say hello?

  Samantha Stephens : Darrin, you think you could get a couple of days off?

  Darrin Stephens : I'm afraid not, honey. I'm snowed under with work. I'm sure Larry wouldn't let me off.

  Endora : Oh, I can take care of that.

  Darrin Stephens : Oh, how?

  Endora : Well, I'll simply turn Mr. Tate into an inanimate object for two days. He'll never know you've gone away.

  Samantha Stephens : Mother.

  Endora : Well, it was just an idea.

  Darrin Stephens : Let's keep it that way. I'm afraid you'll just have to count us out, Endora.

  Endora : Oh, don't give up so easily. I don't.

  Darrin Stephens : You know the trouble with your mother? She's here today and here tomorrow. See you tonight.

• [first lines] 

  Samantha Stephens : You were up early this morning, huh? What were you doing in the den? Darrin?

  Darrin Stephens : Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

  [Darrin passes Samantha a bottle of ketchup] 

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, just what I need. Ketchup with my oatmeal. Big day today, sweetheart?

  Darrin Stephens : Good. Have a nice time.

  Samantha Stephens : I have a feeling I'm not getting through to you.

• Samantha Stephens : I think Mother accepted your apology rather graciously, don't you?

  Darrin Stephens : Yes. Although I did have a little trouble getting to my feet after being in the kneeing position for so long.

• Darrin Stephens : How did you know that?

  Samantha Stephens : Would you believe me if I said it was intuition?

  Darrin Stephens : Of course. But just this once.

  [on the phone] 

  Darrin Stephens : Hello, Mr. Harper.