Bewitched (TV Series)
Maid to Order (1966)
Elvia Allman: Mrs. Luftwaffe
Quotes
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Mrs. Luftwaffe : [applying for the Stevens maid job] My terms are as follows: I do no cooking, washing, ironing or heavy cleaning. I arise at nine a.m. I have every Saturday and Sunday off. Leaving at noon on Friday and returning at noon on Monday. My room must have a color television set. And I reserve the right to choose my own wallpaper.
Samantha Stephens : I see. Now about references...
Mrs. Luftwaffe : Yes, I'll look at them now.
Samantha Stephens : [surprised] You want to see my references?
Mrs. Luftwaffe : From former housekeepers.
Samantha Stephens : Well, I'm afraid there haven't been any.
Mrs. Luftwaffe : Uuuh... That's bad. I have a rule against working for beginners.
Samantha Stephens : Well, in that case, I won't take up any...
Mrs. Luftwaffe : However, if I decide you have possibilities, I might make an exception.
Samantha Stephens : How do you decide if I have possibilities?
Mrs. Luftwaffe : I inspect how neat you keep your kitchen.
Samantha Stephens : Well, I don't think that'll be necessary. I, I'm sure I don't come up to your standards.
Mrs. Luftwaffe : I'll be the judge of that. Now, where is it?
Samantha Stephens : What?
Mrs. Luftwaffe : The kitchen.
Samantha Stephens : Oh. Follow me.
[twitches her nose to make the kitchen extremely messy]
Samantha Stephens : Right that way.