- Kermit: I haven't gone out with anyone but Gertrude.
- Darrin Stephens: Is that any reason to turn your back on an old friend like Susan?
- Kermit: Susan's not a friend. She's a girl.
- Darrin Stephens: Susan is a person.
- Kermit: Susan's never talked like that before.
- Samantha Stephens: It is strange. She was so friendly at first.
- Darrin Stephens: She wouldn't have, if my wife had gone and powdered her nose, instead of twitching it in other people's business.
- Samantha Stephens: I didn't say a word.
- Darrin Stephens: You didn't have to.