Bewitched (TV Series)
Junior Executive (1965)
Agnes Moorehead: Endora
Quotes
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[first lines]
Samantha Stephens : [Darrin is sleeping] Darrin, it's seven thirty.
[Darrin does not wake up]
Endora : Is he always so bright and cheery in the morning?
Samantha Stephens : Mother, will you please get out of here? The poor dear's been up all night trying to think up a campaign to sell that boat.
Endora : You think that's amusing?
Samantha Stephens : No. I was just thinking how sweet he looks. Like a little boy. Bet he was cute.
Endora : What makes you think that?
Samantha Stephens : Well, look at what he grew up to look like.
Endora : Oh, that's the argument I was going to use.
Samantha Stephens : I've never seen any photos of Darrin when he was a little boy. Wonder what he was really like?
Endora : Well that's easy to find out.
Samantha Stephens : Don't you dare! Darrin wouldn't like that.
Endora : Oh, don't be silly. He needn't ever know.
Samantha Stephens : Mother.
Endora : [Endora turns Darrin into a boy. Endora notices the boy, to the pregnant Samantha] Oh, Samantha, you better start praying for a girl.
Samantha Stephens : I think he's adorable. I'll consider myself very lucky if our child looks like him. Now I think you'd better change him back.
Endora : No. No, I'd like a better look at him.
[Enodra opens the shutters and young Darrin wakes up]
Young Darrin : Oh, hi, Sam. What time is it?
Endora : Why don't you look at your Mickey Mouse watch?
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Endora : [after Endora turns Darrin into a little boy] I always said that Donald had no sense of humor.
Samantha Stephens : [scolds Endora] Mother, it isn't funny. How would you feel, if you woke up one morning and found yourself twenty years younger?
Endora : [very pleased with this image] No comment. So Dennis got quite ugly about the whole affair, did he? Now, what exactly did he say?
Samantha Stephens : Before or after he called you an old witch with a warped sense of humor?
Endora : An old witch? How dare he?
Samantha Stephens : No. How dare you?
