Bewitched (TV Series)
Help, Help, Don't Save Me (1964)
Agnes Moorehead: Endora
Quotes
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[first lines]
Endora : Good morning, darling. Or should I be more specific and say, "Good four o'clock in the morning"?
Samantha : What are you doing up so early?
Endora : I'm not up early. I'm up late. One party after another. I haven't been to bed yet. And neither have you, apparently. Well, it's typical, typical.
Samantha : Of what?
Endora : Of the neglected housewife... drinking coffee, eaten alive by suspicion... her husband out to the wee small hours of morning, doing... whatever it is he's doing.
Samantha : Darrin's working in the study.
Endora : You're joking.
Samantha : No. He's been working till the wee small hours every night this week.
Endora : Oh, well. Lust is lust, I suppose. Whether it's for women or money, it's all the same.
Samantha : It has nothing to do with lust. He's creating a new campaign for Caldwell's Soup.
Endora : Ambition. Thoroughly immoral and foolishly mortal.
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Endora : And you can tell Whats-His-Name that any man with a wife like you, who spends every night with a can of soup, must be even less than human.