- Dr. Martin: [the critter doctor gives Elly May a baby bobcat] I hope your Granny won't mind, he's still a little wild.
- Elly May Clampett: Oh I can tame him.
- Dr. Martin: I'm sure you can, but what about Granny?
- Elly May Clampett: Well ain't nobody can tame her.
- Daisy Moses: We hadn't oughta let that critter doctor court Elly May.
- Jed Clampett: Why not?
- Daisy Moses: Cuz he's the one that give her all these. If he come courtin' her regular, we'll end up with more varmints than the zoo.
- Jed Clampett: Now look on the bright side, Granny. She's got everything, ain't no new ones he can give her.