The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Clampetts Get Psychoanalyzed (1963)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Doctor Eugene Twombly : [trying to settle Jed down] You don't understand. I'm a psychiatrist.
Jed Clampett : Well, I'd try to get cured of that, if I was you.
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Jed Clampett : I reckon cousin Pearl can look after herself, but I got a daughter, Elly May, an' I catch you makin' one move in her direction, you're gonna find yourself weighin' about three bullets heavier.
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Jed Clampett : My cousin Pearl tells me she had no more than said "Howdy" and you commenced pullin' her to the settee. By doggies that's droppin' a rusty bucket down my well!