The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jed Rescues Pearl (1963)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : Jed, you go out there and do your duty to your female cousin. Ask that city fella what he'd rather git, married or buried?

  Jed Clampett : Now Granny, I don't hold with gittin' folks married unless they's willin'.

  Daisy Moses : Pearl's got enough willin' fer both of 'em.

• Cousin Pearl Bodine : My answer is still no.

  Jed Clampett : Better quit while your ahead, Mr. Brewster.

• Jed Clampett : [Elly May is holding a skunk]  Granny'd appreciate it if you'd have this little feller sleep with his own family.

  Elly May Clampett : Alright, I'll go get the others in.

  Jed Clampett : No, no , no, outdoors with his family.