- Parker Tillman: Oh, eh, sorry, no Confederate money. I don't accept bills with pictures of losers on them.
- Lilly Devereaux: Lamont, I beg you to reconsider, there's no reason we have to stay here.
- Lamont Devereaux: Not another word, Lilly. The one night we'll spent in this hellhole, we'll stay in this fleabag hotel.
- Parker Tillman: May I help you?
- Lamont Devereaux: Who are you?
- Parker Tillman: I'm the head flea.
- Lamont Devereaux: Sam Best... the mention of that name leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
- Parker Tillman: I know that taste.
- Lamont Devereaux: That's the kind of devious scheme I'd expect from a man of your regional persuasion. I accept.