- Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: Fine. From now on, you're on my list.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Und that goes double for me.
- Benson DuBois: This is new. Tag-team hassling.
- Denise Florence Stevens: Benson, you're not in your office.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: That's what I've been trying to tell him.
- Benson DuBois: What do you want, Denise?
- Denise Florence Stevens: You.
- Benson DuBois: Here I am. What do you want?
- Denise Florence Stevens: It's your brother.
- Benson DuBois: No, it's me.
- Denise Florence Stevens: I mean he's calling from the airport.
- Benson DuBois: Which one?
- Denise Florence Stevens: There's only one airport.
- Benson DuBois: Which brother, Denise?
- Denise Florence Stevens: He said his name is Russell. I'll be in my office. It's important one of us knows where we is at all times.
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: [Denise leaves the kitchen] . You call me dippy.
- Clayton Runnymede Endicott III: You like Benson better. That's all.
- Benson DuBois: [Clayton leaves the kitchen in a huff] I suppose we should be more sensitive to Clayton's needs.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: What about me? We all have needs.
- Benson DuBois: Yes, but yours require human blood.