- Goo: [singing] They never eat, that's why they're skinny as a bone. Stop your posing. Models, GO HOME.
- Ed Brimley: The little oat buds, they say, 'No, don't take me, I'm so tender.' But they do. They take 'em and they put 'em right in their hands and then the oat buds go, 'No no.' YES. We're taking BECAUSE you're tender. We're going to take you and CRUSH YOU. Crush you 'cuz you're DIRTY. You're dirty and you need to be punished.
- Jonsie: [singing to the tune of Nirvana's 'Lithium'] I'm so dizzy, skateboard into gabage cans. Slugging down caffeine, eating veggies, haven't slept in a week and a half. Blah blah blah bl-blah. Blah blah blah bl-blah.