- Woman: Dear Charles, I have three rambunctious children. How do you remove a tomato stain from a Persian rug?
- Charles Manson: You can't get a stain out! You think I'm the stain. They say Charlie is a stain and they tried to rub me out and put me in a jail cell. Only you don't- you just spread me around, more! I'm inside your children. I'm a stain all out there in the world. I'm not just locked up. You're locked up in the prison. I'm free. I'm fly - I'm...
- [flaps arms]
- Charles Manson: ...floating around and looking around. I like it up here. You should try some lemon juice.