- Dr. John Becker: Tony's gay.
- Chris Connor: Damn! The good ones are always taken, and the other ones are, well... you.
- Dr. John Becker: It's about Chris and a lesbian nurse.
- Bob: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! That's my favorite bedtime story.
- Dr. John Becker: All I know is, if they get together, I'm screwed.
- Bob: Oh, so you know how it ends.