- Linda: ...Now, if you two will excuse me, I need to go clear my head.
- Dr. John Becker: [Linda leaves, To Margaret] That shouldn't take to long.
- Dr. John Becker: I know I know, it's Valentine's day, I swear, you know, the only person who ever celebrate this day right was Al Capone.
- Tillie: Of all things to be allergic to on Valentine's Day, roses! I'll probably go on my honeymoon and find out I'm allergic to sex!
- Dr. John Becker: Well, that's why hotel rooms have mini-bars.