- Margaret Wyborn: Linda, are you sure this is a good idea?
- Linda: You're the one who's always after me to help the needy! And isn't Bob needy
- Margaret Wyborn: Well, yes...
- Linda: And isn't that what Christianity is all about, helping the needy?
- Margaret Wyborn: Christ never met Bob.
- Reggie Kostas: I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave.
- Bob: Well, I can't say that this comes as a surprise: my psychic told me this would happen. By the way, I used your phone.
- Richard Wilson: Since this is our last class, it's time for growth reports. Lenny?
- Lenny Sinclair: Well, I went to see my landlord in the hospital, since I put him there... I just wanted to shove a pillow over his face and smother him! But I didn't... I think that's a positive step...?
- Dr. John Becker: I just had my first anger management class, and it really works. I'm pissed as hell.