- Calendar Girl: Strange, isn't it? Dinosaurs have been dead for millions of years, yet they still get parts in movies.
- [after Calendar Girl is caught, a police officer pulls off her mask]
- Calendar Girl: NO! DON'T LOOK AT ME!
- [She writhes around, trying to hide her face. Batman and Batgirl are watching from above]
- Batgirl: But... she's beautiful.
- Batman: She can't see that now. All she can see are the flaws.
- Calendar Girl: Yes, I was gorgeous once. I had everything. I used to be a face. I used to be *the* face. Until you destroyed me, destroyed my career. I tried to get it back. For ten years, I starved, sweated, subjected my body to surgery after surgery, and for what? Days became weeks, weeks became years, until my time ran out. Now I only have one holiday left to celebrate: the day of the dead. And you're going to celebrate it with me.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Some people! Excuse me, sir, there's a van blocking both of the passenger loading spaces.
- Bruce Wayne: It's just as well, Alfred. I'm gonna have to be dropped off someplace a little more... private.
- Alfred Pennyworth: Understood, sir.
- Miss Solstice: No! Please! I'm too young to die!
- Calendar Girl: Honey, you're never too thin and you're never too young.
- Zaltig Lady: Isn't it lovely? I've got to buy one.
- Husband: For who?
- [She hits him]
- Husband: What did I do?
- Donna Day: Listen, if you let me go, I can make it worth your while. I'm the sole owner of a major company.
- Barkley James: Help me, and I promise Gotham Motors will see you're taken care of.
- Donna Day: Hey! I made the first offer, company man!
- Barkley James: Rag merchant!
- Donna Day: Junk dealer!
- Henchman: You know what I want from you two?
- Donna Day, Barkley James: [Eagerly] What?
- Henchman: QUIET! The boss is thinking.
- Irv Kleinman: What is this? Costumes are down the hall.
- Batman: I have a few questions for you.
- Irv Kleinman: Get lost! Can't you see I'm in a meeting?
- Batman: [grabbing him and pushing him against the wall] Meeting's been canceled.
- Batgirl: [to the wannabe starlet on his casting couch] I'd run if I were you.
- Batgirl: Here's all the news items from both August 7 and April 3 dating back ten years.
- Batman: Make it twenty.
- Batgirl: My, we're being thorough today. Okay, now I'm cross-referencing Donna Day Fashions and Gotham Motors for any common names, places, events.
- [a light on the display blinks]
- Batgirl: Ta-da!
- Batman: Who is she? She looks... familiar.
- Batgirl: She should. Page Monroe. Her face was just about everywhere for a few years. She used to be a spokesmodel for a number of major companies, including...
- Batman: Let me guess. Gotham Motors and Donna Day.
- Batgirl: Right. Until both companies announced they were dropping her in favor of a new youth-oriented campaign.
- Batman: On April 3 and August 7.
- Batman: Page Monroe.
- Irv Kleinman: Page? I used to be her agent. What about her?
- Batman: What happened to her?
- Irv Kleinman: She turned 30. What are you gonna do?
- Batgirl: So you just dumped her?
- Irv Kleinman: Hey, look, I tried to help her. After the modeling dried up, I got her a lead in a sitcom. But it never flew. The network wanted younger demographics.
- Batman: Where is she now?
- Irv Kleinman: Dropped out of sight. But there were rumors. You know, the surgeon nipped when he should have tucked.
- Lucius Fox: And I'll leave you with the latest spec designs from Wayne Motors. If you want, call me tonight after the auto show.
- Bruce Wayne: Auto show. Right.
- Lucius Fox: [leaving, he turns back] By the way, I'm supposed to remind you about Bernie Benson's retirement dinner. It's this Friday.
- Bruce Wayne: Bernie's retiring? Why?
- Lucius Fox: He's 65, Bruce. That's our mandatory retirement age.
- Bruce Wayne: I thought he was younger.
- Lucius Fox: Well, sooner or later, we all start touching up the gray.
- Bruce Wayne: I'm afraid I won't be able to attend your retirement dinner, Bernie.
- Bernie Benson: I understand, sir. You're very busy.
- Bruce Wayne: Actually, I've decided to cancel it.
- Bernie Benson: Cancel?
- Bruce Wayne: I'm changing the retirement policy. You can work here for as long as you can do the job.
- Bernie Benson: [pulling off his gray-haired wig] Yes!
- Batman: Let her go.
- Calendar Girl: I have no quarrel with her. She's just another tragic victim. I have what I came for.