The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Mean Seasons (1998)

Barry Bostwick: Irv Kleinman, Bernie Benson

Quotes 

• Irv Kleinman : What is this? Costumes are down the hall.

  Batman : I have a few questions for you.

  Irv Kleinman : Get lost! Can't you see I'm in a meeting?

  Batman : [grabbing him and pushing him against the wall]  Meeting's been canceled.

  Batgirl : [to the wannabe starlet on his casting couch]  I'd run if I were you.

• Batman : Page Monroe.

  Irv Kleinman : Page? I used to be her agent. What about her?

  Batman : What happened to her?

  Irv Kleinman : She turned 30. What are you gonna do?

  Batgirl : So you just dumped her?

  Irv Kleinman : Hey, look, I tried to help her. After the modeling dried up, I got her a lead in a sitcom. But it never flew. The network wanted younger demographics.

  Batman : Where is she now?

  Irv Kleinman : Dropped out of sight. But there were rumors. You know, the surgeon nipped when he should have tucked.

• Bruce Wayne : I'm afraid I won't be able to attend your retirement dinner, Bernie.

  Bernie Benson : I understand, sir. You're very busy.

  Bruce Wayne : Actually, I've decided to cancel it.

  Bernie Benson : Cancel?

  Bruce Wayne : I'm changing the retirement policy. You can work here for as long as you can do the job.

  Bernie Benson : [pulling off his gray-haired wig]  Yes!