The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Judgment Day (1998)
Brooks Gardner: Killer Croc, Waylon Jones
Quotes
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The Penguin : My dear fellow, I contacted all my usual sources, but I'm afraid it's just not a seller's market.
Killer Croc : What's that supposed to mean?
The Penguin : [pulls out a briefcase] $50,000 for the diamond. Not a penny more.
Killer Croc : That's robbery! That rock's worth 10 times that much!
The Penguin : Don't forget, as a legitimate businessman, I have my expenses too: taxes, overhead, labor.
Two-Face : And they call me two-faced.
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The Judge : You are accused of murder... mayhem... manslaughter. How do you plead?
Killer Croc : You're nuts!
[Dives away from The Judge]
The Judge : You can't escape justice.
Killer Croc : Watch me!
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Anchorwoman : Cobblepot remains in critical condition this morning after suffering a brutal attack at his design studio last night.
Killer Croc : [in his hideout, sarcastic] Aww.
Anchorwoman : Two of his employees say that a masked vigilante dressed as a judge was responsible.
Alfred Pennyworth : An associate of yours, Master Bruce?
[in the back seat, Bruce scowls]
Alfred Pennyworth : Perhaps not.
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The Penguin : Harvey, you're early. I was able to procure a slightly better price on your items.
Two-Face : I see you do have half a brain. Enough not to low-ball me.
The Penguin : Naturally.
Killer Croc : So what am I, a sap?
The Penguin : You're free to take your business elsewhere. But, of course, who else can guarantee my level of confidentiality?
[growling, Croc takes his money, and he and Two-Face turn to leave]
The Penguin : As always gentlemen, it was a pleasure doing business.
[to his employees, Raven and Lark]
The Penguin : See that they find their way out. Come back again any time. The door's always open.
[putting money and the diamond into a safe]
The Penguin : Now, Harvey, if you ever knew what I really cleared.