The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Chemistry (1998)
Kevin Conroy: Batman, Bruce Wayne
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Quotes
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Bruce Wayne : Everything's changed for me in the past few weeks. The pain of my parents' deaths... It's still there, but it seems smaller. And there's a new feeling now.
Barbara Gordon : Which would be?
Bruce Wayne : It's a lightness. A sense that things will work out for the best.
Tim Drake : It's called happiness.
Bruce Wayne : Whatever it is, I like it. And I know who's responsible for it. I've asked Susan to marry me. She's accepted. She's everything I need. She's perfect.
Dick Grayson : There's just one problem. That.
[nods at the batsuit]
Dick Grayson : How you gonna keep it from her?
Bruce Wayne : I won't have to. I've always assumed that sooner or later the three of you would get all this. Well, it's going to be sooner. I'm not going to be Batman anymore.
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Susan Maguire : Why are you interrogating me like this?
Bruce Wayne : Too much perfection, and too many green eyes.
Susan Maguire : What are you talking about?
Bruce Wayne : Let's just say I want to know more about you. Where you came from, your friends, your relatives.
Susan Maguire : Oh, you're just being silly.
[Bruce stares sternly, as Susan tries to walk away. Bruce grabs her arm]
Bruce Wayne : You're not leaving this cabin until you tell me. Well?
[Susan starts to sweat green liquid]
Bruce Wayne : What are you?
Susan Maguire : Why, Bruce. I'm your wife.
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Bruce Wayne : I should have known. It was too easy.
Susan Maguire : Relationships aren't supposed to be easy. Even I know that and I'm just a vegetable.
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Susan Maguire : [after Bruce receives a call of emergency from Veronica] What is it?
Bruce Wayne : She's in trouble. I know this our party, but...
Susan Maguire : She needs you.
Bruce Wayne : You won't mind?
Susan Maguire : She's your friend. Go.
Bruce Wayne : How'd you get to be so perfect?
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Michael Vreeland : How is she?
Bruce Wayne : The doctors hope she'll regain consciousness in a few hours. Where have you been?
Michael Vreeland : I was at a business meeting. When I came back, the house was in ashes. I was afraid that...
Bruce Wayne : I got there just as the fire started. We were lucky. Any idea why she called me? Some sort of problem?
Michael Vreeland : Problem? No, everything was fine.
Bruce Wayne : Well, that's another mystery, then.
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Bruce Wayne : [having caught a bride's garter belt] I hate these things.
Susan Maguire : Me, too. And with pantyhose, who needs them anymore?
Bruce Wayne : Uh, I meant these big, formal affairs.
Susan Maguire : I knew what you meant. I was just trying to make you laugh. You seem so grim.
Bruce Wayne : I've heard that said before.
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Bruce Wayne : This is Poison Ivy's work, isn't it? She must've grown you in her lab, then coated you with those pheromones she uses.
Susan Maguire : The pheromones were just to get your attention. After that, it was all me.
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Veronica Vreeland : I see you've met Michael's friend Susan.
Bruce Wayne : I have, and if friends are any indication, you've made an excellent choice, Veronica.
Veronica Vreeland : Yes, I think number four will be the charm. I'd have introduced you sooner, but it was all so sudden.
Bruce Wayne : A two-week courtship? Why would you call that sudden?
Michael Vreeland : It was chemistry, Bruce.
Veronica Vreeland : Maybe someday, it'll happen to you.
Bruce Wayne : Come on, Veronica, you know me.
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Bruce Wayne : Veronica? Is everything all right?
Veronica Vreeland : No, it's Michael! Something's wrong, something terrible.
Bruce Wayne : What, Veronica? Tell me!
Veronica Vreeland : You're not gonna believe me, but...
Bruce Wayne : But what? Hello?
[hearing her scream]
Bruce Wayne : Hello? Veronica!
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Susan Maguire : I was so glad you called, Bruce. I've been thinking about you a lot since the wedding.
Bruce Wayne : I've been thinking about you, too.
Susan Maguire : Never thought I'd hear from you, though.
Bruce Wayne : Why's that?
Susan Maguire : Aren't you the one who's always so busy?
Bruce Wayne : I guess I did say that, didn't I? But I have a feeling all that's about to change.
Susan Maguire : [taking a box of flowers] My favorite. How'd you know?
Bruce Wayne : Lucky guess.
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Alfred Pennyworth : There's a phone call for you.
Bruce Wayne : Alfred, it's my wedding day.
Alfred Pennyworth : It's an emergency. Ms. Vreeland.
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Bruce Wayne : The investigators think the fire was arson.
Michael Vreeland : Someone's trying to kill her?
Bruce Wayne : Maybe. But they're not going to. I've hired some security guards to keep an eye on her. I know that'll be a big relief for you.
Michael Vreeland : Yeah.
Bruce Wayne : I'll be calling in soon. Take care of her, Michael.
[leaving the hospital, he calls Robin and Batgirl]
Bruce Wayne : You two, keep tabs on him. I've got a honeymoon cruise to take.