Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
Trial (1994)
George Dzundza: Arnold Wesker - The Ventriloquist, Scarface, Judge
Quotes
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Scarface : Court is now in session! The Good People of Arkham Asylum vs. the self-righteous vigilante called Batman! Our prosecutor is ready, likewise our fair and impartial jury!
The Mad Hatter : Hang him!
Harley Quinn : Shoot him!
Killer Croc : Hit him with a rock!
Scarface : And now, all rise for the most honorable, most benevolent, most merciful Judge Joker!
The Joker : [bangs gavel] Guilty!
D.A. Janet Van Dorn : I was promised a chance to defend my client!
The Joker : Oh, very well. Like it'll make a difference.
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Janet Van Dorn : And so it's Batman's fault you lead a life of crime.
Poison Ivy : He should have let me bump off Harvey Dent. We'd all have been better off, wouldn't we, Harve?
Two-Face : [grumbling under his breath] Why, you rotten little... I'll...
Janet Van Dorn : But, Ms. Isley, isn't the real motivation for your crimes your obsession with plants? That you prefer them to people?
Poison Ivy : I love plants, honey, but a rose is a rose.
Janet Van Dorn : Then it doesn't bother you when someone - let's say the judge here...
[yanking the flower from Joker's lapel]
Janet Van Dorn : ...ruthlessly plucks a defenseless flower from the warm, green earth.
Poison Ivy : No.
Janet Van Dorn : Even knowing he's given it his death sentence?
[plucking petals as she talks]
Janet Van Dorn : That its petals must die?
Poison Ivy : Stop it!
Janet Van Dorn : One by one, withering falling, one by one, until it's all gone... honey.
Jervis Tetch : [as Ivy leaps in attack, he and Scarecrow pull her off] Ms. Ivy, please!
Scarface : You're beautiful when you're angry.
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Arnold Wesker - The Ventriloquist : [as court bailiff, very quietly] Oyez, oyez...
[the Arkham inmates continue jabbering]
Scarface : HE SAYS OYEZ, DIRTBAGS! DUMMY UP!
[to Ventriloquist]
Scarface : Sheesh! I gotta do everything for you!
