Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

The Man Who Killed Batman (1993)

Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn

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Quotes 

• Harley Quinn : Gee, boss, you really know how to put the fun in funeral.

• [Harvey Bullock looks suspiciously at a lawyer] 

  Detective Harvey Bullock : Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?

  Harley Quinn : I believe I served you with a subpoena once... It was a small subpoena.

• The Joker : You know, there's just one thing bothering me about your story, Sidney. No body. No Batus delecti, if you will. We need to pull a job tonight to be sure.

  Murphy : Be sure of what, boss?

  The Joker : [doing a double-take at Murphy]  Why that old Batsy's bought the cave, of course. And one more thing, Murphy... don't ask stupid questions.

  [Joker pushes Murphy into the midst of Harley Quinn's two hyenas, who claw off his shirt and lick him silly] 

  Harley Quinn : I'll get the mop.

• Harley Quinn : [covered in jewels]  Whheee! Look at all the pretties!

  The Joker : Put them back, Harley.

  Harley Quinn : Awww, you're such a kidder, Mr J. You never could...

  The Joker : [grabbing Harley in a chokehold]  I said put them back!

  [tosses her across the room] 

  Harley Quinn : [shocked]  S-s-sure, boss. I can do that. This is me putting them back. No problemo...

• [Sid's lawyer uses a powder puff on her face intensively] 

  Sidney Debris : [coughing]  Lady, ease off on the make-up!

  Harley Quinn : My boss likes me to wear a smile to work...