Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Joker's Favor (1992)

Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn

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Quotes 

• The Joker : Guess I'll have to find a new hobby now that old Charlie Collins is... Pfft!

  Harley Quinn : Macrame's nice.

  [explosion] 

  The Joker : That came from outside! Rocco, Henshaw! I smell a bat!

• Harley Quinn : Here's to Gotham's Commissioner G. You lock up the weirdos, the crooks, and the geeks. You're a hero to all the boys in blue. But this time, baby, the joke's on you!

• Detective Bullock : Hey, sugar, you wanna read me my rights?

  Harley Quinn : [twirls her nightstick]  You have the right to remain silent.

  [whacks Bullock in the shin] 

  Detective Bullock : *Ow!*

  Harley Quinn : Jerk.

• Harley Quinn : [trying to reach for a dagger]  I know. You're thinking "What a shame, a pure innocent little thing like her, led astray by bad companions.

  [tries to stab Batman but he catches her] 

  Batman : Right. Tell me another.

  [handcuffs Harley and walks off] 

  Harley Quinn : Oy. Beauty school is starting to look pretty good about now.

• The Joker : I ask you, Harley: who's given more hours of amusement to the Gotham police force than me?

  Harley Quinn : No one, Mr. J.

  The Joker : I deserve... nay, *demand* the right to honor our dear commissioner, as well.

  Harley Quinn : Hear, hear!

  [as she claps and whistles, he bows] 

  Rocco : [alerted to Joker's scowl, Henshaw gets his attention]  Huh?

  [they join in on the applause] 

  Harley Quinn : Gonna call in a specialist, boss?

  The Joker : No, no. Just an old friend who's dying to do me a favor.

• The Joker : Quick! To the van!

  Harley Quinn : [seeing the van engulfed in flames]  Uh, Mr. J.

  The Joker : Okay, we'll tough it out here.

• The Joker : Yes! Another stunning Joker entrance leaves the crowd speechless. Let's hear it for him, folks.

  Harley Quinn : Yay! Whoo, whoo, whoo! Yay!

  [whooping] 

  Harley Quinn : [seeing the immobilized people]  Gee, tough audience.

  The Joker : Commissioner, I'm here to present you with a small token of affection from me and all the guys doing 25 to life.

  [Harley pins a bomb to Gordon's lapel and kisses both cheeks] 

  The Joker : Wear it in good health, or the remaining 59 seconds of it. Toodles!