Batman (TV Series)

The Zodiac Crimes (1967)

Burgess Meredith: The Penguin

Quotes 

• Venus : [a package has arrived at the Joker's hideout]  What's inside, Joker? $2,000 is a lot of money.

  The Joker : Ah, this merchandise is worth $2,000!

  The Penguin : [popping out of box]  It's worth 200,000! You cheapskate. At least you could have sent me a plane ticket!

  The Joker : Oh ho, we had to get you into Gotham City without anyone knowing about it, Pengy. Especially Batman.

  The Penguin : Well, you better have have something good cooked up for that caped creep.

  The Joker : Oh, oh, oh, don't you worry, Pengy. The pot's being put on the fire right now and Batman's in it!

  [laughs] 

  The Penguin : Oh, you are a man after my own heart, Joker!

  The Joker : Ah, Black, eh?

  The Penguin : Black as pitch!

  [both laugh]