Batman (TV Series)
The Zodiac Crimes (1967)
Cesar Romero: The Joker
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Quotes
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Venus : [a package has arrived at the Joker's hideout] What's inside, Joker? $2,000 is a lot of money.
The Joker : Ah, this merchandise is worth $2,000!
The Penguin : [popping out of box] It's worth 200,000! You cheapskate. At least you could have sent me a plane ticket!
The Joker : Oh ho, we had to get you into Gotham City without anyone knowing about it, Pengy. Especially Batman.
The Penguin : Well, you better have have something good cooked up for that caped creep.
The Joker : Oh, oh, oh, don't you worry, Pengy. The pot's being put on the fire right now and Batman's in it!
[laughs]
The Penguin : Oh, you are a man after my own heart, Joker!
The Joker : Ah, Black, eh?
The Penguin : Black as pitch!
[both laugh]
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Commissioner Gordon : With this map, and our improved criminal procedures, we should be well on our way to putting all of Gotham City's criminals behind bars.
The Joker : [Joker appears, sitting in the Commissioner's window] Never mind the bars, look to the stars! Not to mention Venus and Mars.
[laughs]
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Venus : Couldn't we call it off, Joker? "Mercy to a brave foe", and all that?
The Joker : You're losing your nerve, Venus. Which is a shame. But you're also losing your senses, which is criminal! Hold her.
[laughs as his goons grab Venus by the arms]
Venus : [turns to the imperiled Batman] Batman, I realize right now: I've made a terrible mistake.
Batman : Repence is better late than never, Venus.
The Joker : [pulls a face of disgust] Eew! You're making me ill! Ech.
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Commissioner Gordon : What do you want here, Joker?
The Joker : Oh, just passing the time. Just I did all those long months in prison, after those caped cabbage-heads were lucky enough to defeat me!
Commissioner Gordon : Luck had nothing to do with it, Joker! Your warped criminal mind is no match for the wits of Batman and Robin! They'll outsmart you every time.
The Joker : A stroke of luck, I tell you!
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The Joker : Naughty, naughty, Commissioner! Let's keep your blue-coated buffoons outside!
