Batman (TV Series)

The Yegg Foes in Gotham (1966)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

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Quotes 

• Batman : Who are you, citizen?

  Jose Jimenez : Oh, my name José Jimenez. And who may I ask are you two nice people climbing down the side of this building when the elevators are available?

• Commissioner Gordon : 12.03. I can't conceive of what happened to those three milionaires. It's all too incredible, but Gotham City now belongs to Chief Screaming Chicken.

  Chief Screaming Chicken : You'd better believe it, buddy!

  Commissioner Gordon : [Millionaires Wayne, Tyler and Savage finally arrive]  What happened to you?

  Bruce Wayne : That's a long story are we...

  Commissioner Gordon : Too late! Midnight came and went, and with it the fate of Gotham City.

  Chief Screaming Chicken : You no show up, me now ownum Gotham City and all subburbs. That is the way the wigwam watusies.

• Robin : [Batman & Robin have been banned out of the Gotham City limits by Egghead]  This is the saddest day of my young life, Batman.

  Batman : What will be, will be.

  Robin : Goodbye Gotham City, you were my kind of town.

• Batman : Miss Bacon, I'm puzzled why a girl of your obvious breeding, education, style and class should become involved with someone like...

  [disdainfully] 

  Batman : Egghead.

  Miss Bacon : I guess I'm just lucky, Batman.

• Old MacDonald : Who's going to pay for all my eggs?

  Batman : Don't worry Mr. MacDonald you will be reimbursed at the current market value.

• Robin : What does it mean, Batman?

  Batman : It means we've got that criminal by his large, grade double A head!

• Batman : And if my memory serves me correctly...

  Robin : As it always does!

• Batman : Foolish, evil man.

  Robin : You're going to end up where all broken eggshells end up: in the garbage!

  Egghead : Give me a break, Batman?

  Batman : You'll be dealt with, fairly. In a court of law.

• Egghead : Why don't we inveterate Gotham City's sewer system?

  Batman : Just the right place for a rat like you.

  Robin : The only place you will be going is up the river.